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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

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I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy

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I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later

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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help….

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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

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I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

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I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

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