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My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

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Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

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Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

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Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet

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