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There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place

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I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

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Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone

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If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

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Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy

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Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pussy.

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