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Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

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I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

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It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!

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If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken

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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

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Life’s a jungle – let’s go to your place and bang like animals!

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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

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Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

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There is no cache, let’s just go straight to the hard drive.

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