admin Pick Up Lines

If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.

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I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

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You’re a photo quanta to my valence electron – you excite me to another level.

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I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.

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Are you less than 90 degrees, because you’re acute girl.

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You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

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Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!

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Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

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You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

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If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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