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You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

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Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

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My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

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I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

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No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

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I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.

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Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

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Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks

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A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

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Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade

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