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Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

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Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

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Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

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Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.

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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

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Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.

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I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

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Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious

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