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Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

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Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

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Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

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There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

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The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

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Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

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Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

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