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Your eyes are haunting me, but I won’t look for iron or salt, for they are the most beautiful ghosts I will ever see.

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Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

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Are you a relative of Castiel? Because you look like an angel to me.

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Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

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Why don’t you be the babysitter and I’ll be the pizzaman?

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I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

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I am not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

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Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

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I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

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