admin Pick Up Lines

Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.

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Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

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Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!

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Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?

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I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.

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I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.

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I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)

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I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)

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Chem students do it on the table periodically

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