admin Pick Up Lines

It sure is hot outside, but I can be your Popsicle. *Subtle nod towards crotch.*

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I’m 50 shades of hot for you. *Wink and gun finger.*

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Hey girl, do you want to try out the balls in my playroom?

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I think you’re 50 shades of great. *Wink twice.*

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What’s your safe word? I’ll write it down next to your number.

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I’ve got a dark twisted soul, want to go back to mine and let me tie you up?

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I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom.

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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince

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