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I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
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We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
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I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
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The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
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I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
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Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
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Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
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Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.
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Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
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