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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?

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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

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Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

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Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

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