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I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

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You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

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You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

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It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me. { i love this! ha ha!}

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Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes. {omg!}

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I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

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My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. {this is sooo cheesy bad!}

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I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

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So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?

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