Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
You know women are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped, which are you? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
If we were characters from the walking dead, I would be Glenn, and you can be my Maggie. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I’m saying. Facebook Tweet Favorite +