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When I was little, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a big Johnson, or a good memory. I forgot what I answered.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.

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Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

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Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?

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I’m a mortition and work with corpses all day, but you’re the right kind of dead for me

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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.

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Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek

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It might just be that I’ve been locked up in a prison for years, but you’re the most beautiful living person I’ve seen in a long time!

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Are you a trap card? Because I’ve fallen for you.

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