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Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!

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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

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Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up

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(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? ♡

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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name? ♡

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!” ♡

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