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Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?

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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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(Look down at your crotch) Well, it’s not just going to suck itself.

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Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

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I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

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You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

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