admin Pick Up Lines

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

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If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean

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You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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