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If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential

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You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on.

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If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

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You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation

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If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)

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If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)

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