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Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

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Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

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Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.

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Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)

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Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.

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I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

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If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

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What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

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You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

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