admin Pick Up Lines

I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

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Your presence is one big positive externality

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Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

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I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

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If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

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Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

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