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Girl, your body is so perfect you should be the sixth platonic solid.

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

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Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1 *wink wink*

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Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

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If I were a function you would be my asymptote, I always tend towards you.

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“My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”

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Boy, you must be point slope form because you confuse the hell out of me

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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

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