admin Pick Up Lines

We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.

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Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.

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I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

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Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

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Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

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Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

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Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

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Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

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Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.

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