Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply! Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Opsss, I know you like adding numbers so can you please add your phone number here? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Your hugs are warmer than the surfaces in an urban area with an increased sky-view factor. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you. Facebook Tweet Favorite +