admin Pick Up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the Alps? Because you’re an angel! Or I’m dizzy from altitude sickness. Either way.

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Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

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There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

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Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

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Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

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You want to take a trip down South tonight?

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If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.

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Hey, are you a river that’s prone to flooding, because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight

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I’m gonna screw you like the East Devon bus service: slowly and depressingly irregularly

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