admin Pick Up Lines

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley

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Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

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If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.

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I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

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Hey baby…I wouldn’t mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

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You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

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You’re great on the sax, how about an encore?

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There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves…

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Middle C is a great note, I’d love to play between your staffs

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I wish I was your flute…then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

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