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Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you

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You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away.

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I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder

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Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!

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You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink

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Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again

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I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round

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Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…

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Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…

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