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Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?

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You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships

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Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.

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Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!

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If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.

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Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

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Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.

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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

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Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

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