admin Pick Up Lines

There’s a conspiracy going around that we may not end up together, wanna prove it wrong?

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Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.

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Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby?

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I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield

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Let’s get hammered and I’ll show you my sickle

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Make the arrangements for my arrival as I’m already planning an inspection

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Baby I’m just giving you a fair warning that you can’t keep hiding those two weapons of mass destruction you got there so please

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Hey girl, are you gonna give me your phone number or should i just ask the NSA?

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I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Girlfriend

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