admin Pick Up Lines

You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

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When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind.

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I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are

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You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth

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I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you

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My therapist says I have oral fixation. And don’t worry – it will be years before I’m cured.

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Damn, baby, I’d like to find your synaptic cleft and feel its electrical energy, if you know what I mean.

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You were diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? Honey, that doesn’t count when you’re actually perfect.

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Can you cure agorophobia? Because if you were in my house, I’d never want to leave.

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