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When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

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Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

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Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, cause you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.

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And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off on and remember none of zis..

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All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating

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You look like a woman in business. (Why?) Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

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Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

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Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

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