admin Pick Up Lines

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

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Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

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Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

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Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

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In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

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If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

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If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

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I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.

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I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.

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I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

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