admin Pick Up Lines

Baby, I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.

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Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

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Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.

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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

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I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

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I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.

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Honey, you’re so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.

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Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

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Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

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You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.

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