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How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

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How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

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Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

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Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

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Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

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I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

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