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Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.

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Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?

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Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?

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I’ll give you my seed, girl, and I ain’t talking about my spot on the tennis team.

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I don’t mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?

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Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you

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If I give you a Babolat, can you give me Head?

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Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren’t.

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