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Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

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They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

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I’d blow you harder than Mariano Rivera blew today’s game

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Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box 85

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Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

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Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

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Waiting for you is like waiting for a Matt Harvey start. It takes a while, but it’s so worth it in the end.

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Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

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Girl are you the Oakland A’s dugout because you’re so full of shit I kNOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME DAMMIT WHAT’S HIS NAME????

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Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film

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