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Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

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They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies

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If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option

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My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.

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Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

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After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

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My split finger will have your knees buckling

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You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

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Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

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They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

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