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They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

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Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

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You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

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I’ll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby

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You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2

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You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

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Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

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Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

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Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

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I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

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