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Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

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I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

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Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

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Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

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I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

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You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

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Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

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Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

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