admin Pick Up Lines

Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a sexy land beast.

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My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?

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You’re like a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

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Do you mind if I ahh.. put my tackle in your box?

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How about we ditch these keashes and go for a run.

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Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

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My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!

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