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Is that your dog’s tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

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I must be a Dog Tick, because I’m stuck on you.

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My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!

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Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

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That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

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I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.

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