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You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

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No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

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Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

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You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

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Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

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You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….

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I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?

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