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Hi sister/brother! Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.

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Hey! Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.

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Shabbat Shalom! Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)! 96

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Hi sister/brother! Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

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You make me realize why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much.

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I’m new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?

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I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

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