admin Pick Up Lines

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.

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I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

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Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

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Is that a easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

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I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

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I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.

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