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Are Hodor’s legs tired? Because he’s been carrying you through my mind all day

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Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you?

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Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

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Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can’t get this footling for free.

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Do you like Wendy’s? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.

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You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!

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What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now

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Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless

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Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

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