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I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!

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My dong is a rental car company – it Hertz!

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Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

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Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can’t stop staring at you in public.

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I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!

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Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

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Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.

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My name is Hostess… Because I have the cream filling

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Are you a bottle of Coke? Because you open my happiness.

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Take me to Papa John’s, because this love is at 425 degrees.

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