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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

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I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

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I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

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I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!

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We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

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Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.

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Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

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It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.

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