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Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

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Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.

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Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

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Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants

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Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you

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You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

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Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks

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What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

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Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

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