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Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal

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Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together

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Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

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You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time

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What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

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If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

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Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

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I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

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Are you from China? Cause I’m China get in your pants.

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That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

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